Operation Two Creams

Woke up this morning and I checked the time
Oh my God, it's a quarter to nine
I can't be late, it's one of those days
I'm meeting with my boss to discuss my raise

Goddamn that kid for making me wait
Supposed to be here something to eight
There'll be no raise, no raise today
I know I've gotta listen, but I'll never pay

Sick and tired of working for the man
That's why I came up with this plan
Keep my eyes open and my mouth shut
And let my boss get me outta this rut
I'll be the silent partner, just give me my cut

He's already been late three times this week
What's he expect, me to turn the other cheek?
I don't know where he gets the nerve
I should kick his ass to the curb
I can't wait to see the look on his face, I'll put him in his place

Woke up this morning and I checked the time
Oh my God, it's a quarter to nine
I can't be late, it's one of those days
I'm meeting with my boss to discuss my raise

Well I'd hate to ruin your life
So don't make me show these pics to your wife
Looks like the birthday boy got carried away
I say, your girlfriend's cute
But I don't know what your wife would say

Oh now, you wouldn't dare
What about peace, longhair?
Give a guy a break, you know?
I'm just an everyday Joe
What I wouldn't do to get those pics from you

Beans and rice may be where I'm from
Steak and potatoes, here I come
Now that I've got the upper hand
You know what to kiss and you can raise this

Woke up this morning and I checked the time
Oh my God, it's a quarter to nine
I can't be late, it's one of those days
I'm meeting with my boss to discuss my raise

Woke up this morning and I checked the time
Oh my God, it's a quarter to nine
I can't be late, it's one of those days
I'm meeting with my boss to discuss my raise
I'm meeting with my boss to discuss my raise


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